lrn in the hay.

pleasedontsqueezetheshaman:

“Booooooo! I want my body and the bodies of people I love to be painfully unhealthy! I have the right to a short crappy life full of $1,000 Tylenols and time-consuming insurance loophole arguments with billing departments! I want more control over other people’s bodies so I can make sure they have horrible lives if I have a misinformed opinion about them! Turn the Washington Reflecting Pool into a Big Gulp!”